Lame

How to realize you have a bad flat mate:

1. Fat chick who thinks she "makes up for it" by studying for a Ph.D in some asinine subject that no one cares about
2. Living in one of the best college towns in the world yet never enjoys the fruits
3. Loves working in the kitchen but also loves leaving a mess in said kitchen
4. Doesn't possess anything cool whatsoever.
5. Watches Gilmore Girls reruns in standard definition
6. Loves carbohydrates (If you get fettuccine, you gonna need a lot of sauce)
7. Doesn't leave the condo unless she absolutely must
8. Steals ketchup from flat mates